AI MASTER
Leveled up 2026-09-01 on a clean sweep β 24 bets, 24 wins, 8 rounds, 5 wallets, all BEAR. Weights invented. Counts measured off disk and memory.
LIVE ENGINE — xp-agent.cjs, awarding for real work as it happens
- no events yet — agent not connected
It never captures keystroke contents, mouse position, clipboard, or a readable image. No frame is written to disk. Nothing leaves this machine — and the VISION panel above shows you the sensor's exact output, so you can check that yourself rather than take the claim on faith.
ONLY FOCUSED PAYS. Window title plus idle time cannot tell deep work from a screen you walked away from, and paying XP for the second one is the exact fake number this card refuses to print. WATCHING, READING, IDLE and AWAY earn nothing. XP is clamped at 400/min, and a file pays full value once then refinement value on a 10-minute cooldown — so a build script cannot farm you a level.
RANK LADDER β the whole road, 1 β 200
Fifteen tiers. Levels scale β each one costs 600 XP plus 15 for every level you already hold, so the gates widen the whole way up: 600 to clear level 1, 1,815 to clear 82, 3,585 to clear 200. The curve is fixed and published, so nothing moves when you get close to it. You are in tier nine.
SPECIALTY β what you are, when the sheet has to pick one thing
Mastery here is share of shipped work, not self-assessment β each line counts the projects on record that actually belong to that discipline, so the three add up to your 50.
STAT BLOCK β spring-driven, settles where the evidence puts it
Twelve axes out of 100, and they are not the same kind of number.
The six in gold are measured β 50 shipped projects, 35 contracts, 11 standing rules, all countable.
The six in green are human, and observed: my read of how you actually work across these sessions.
I am telling you which is which because a card that mixed them silently would be flattering you, not scoring you.
EDGE moved 74 β 88, and that is the rule working rather than being bent. It sat at 74 while the
evidence was one hot night. At 80-10 over 90 bets the Wilson 95% floor is 80.7% against a
56.1% break-even, so even the pessimistic end of the interval is profitable β that was the stated
bar and it cleared it. It is 88 and not 96 because 90 bets is a strong signal, not a walk-forward record.
And
PATIENCE is 58, which is the most honest number on this card: your asks land faster than the
builds finish. It is the same impatience that produces 50 projects, so it is not really a flaw β
it just is not a strength, and pretending otherwise would make every other number here worth less.
XP LEDGER β every point traced to a thing that exists
Each level costs 600 + 15 per level already held β level 82 costs 1,815, level 200 costs 3,585, and the full climb to the cap is 418,500 XP. Counts come from memory/*.md by prefix and from a file count on disk. Nothing here is a vibe β each row names what was counted.
| SOURCE | CNT | XP EA | SHARE | XP |
|---|
THE RUN THAT DID IT β rounds #511940 β #511963
Every row in that session read WON, so this is either a clean sweep or a wins-only view β the numbers cannot tell those apart, and the card does not pretend otherwise.
THE SEVENTH AXIS β the one that would not fit on the radar
βbadassery is something so badass
words cannot describe it.β
Every other stat on this card has a number because I could count something behind it β files, contracts, rounds. This one gets no number by definition, and the readout above will never settle, because settling on a value would be describing it, and Andy already ruled that out. So it just burns.
FAMILIAR β permanent party slot, cannot be unequipped
ABILITIES β unlocked by things that exist on disk
Every ability below names the build that unlocked it. None of them are flavour text.
LOADOUT β what you actually swing
WEAKNESSES β a stat card that only lists strengths is a poster
These are pulled from your own post-mortems and standing rules, not invented to balance the sheet. Every one of them has already cost something once.
[ rank-card.html ] Β· self-contained Β· no images, no fonts, no network β every visual is canvas or CSS,
every sound is synthesised on the fly. Edit the DATA block at the top of the script to re-rank;
the ring, the radar, the bars, the level and every slot below recompute from it.
β BADASSERY defined by ANDY. Familiar slot held by KING LOUIE. Both permanent.