Not a video course you'll never finish. Not a PDF. A single web page that talks you through one useful build, start to finish — with the demos, the exercises and the checks sitting right there on the page while you listen.
How it works
Every workshop is one HTML file. Open it, press play, and a narrator walks you through twelve or thirteen chapters while the page scrolls itself. Pause, rewind a chapter, slow it down, swap the voice, or open the transcript and read along with the words lighting up as they're spoken.
Every word is scripted for the ear, not scraped from slides. Plain language, no jargon dumps.
Live demos, sorting games, toggle-built prompts. When the narrator says "go try it," it's right there.
Download it once. No login, no subscription, no server to go dark. Works on a plane.
The workshops
Each one is free to preview through chapter three — enough to know if the voice and the pace work for you before you pay anything.
Teach AI to turn messy client answers into clean, trustworthy data — without letting it invent a single number.
Go from "I rented a server and now I'm scared of it" to running your own box with confidence.
Roughly three hours of narrated, hands-on material. Every future update to these three files included, free.
$117 $89
The tool shelf
Not a workshop — a tool. Same promise though: it's a file you download once, it works offline, and it's yours forever. The complete guide is free, so you know exactly what you're buying.
A voxel forge for PLA printing. Type "baby blue elephant" — get a solid, bed-supported model your printer can't fail, then export STL or 3MF and print it.
Questions
A single .html file per workshop. Double-click it and it opens in your browser — no install, no account, no internet needed after the download. Put it on a USB stick if you want. It'll still work in ten years.
No. Each workshop assumes you're smart and curious, not that you're a developer. Terms get defined the first time they show up, and nothing is hand-waved.
It's your device's own speech engine reading a script written specifically to be heard. You pick the voice and the speed. If you'd rather read, the full transcript is one click away and highlights as it goes.
Preview the first four chapters free — that's about twenty minutes, enough to know. If you buy and it still isn't right, email me and I'll refund it. No form to fill in.
Yes. Bundle buyers get every update to these three files free. New workshops are separate releases.